Mandoline

[lutonlagerlout]

saw one on the telly the other day and thought "what a great idea for slicing stuff"
bought one today
needless to say gave it a quick bash with an onion, got carried away and am now minus a layer of skin off the top of my thumb
RTFM!!!
LLL

[DNgroundworks]

wtf is a mandoline?

EDIT just google imaged it, i was thinking how can you slice onions with a banjo haha

[dig dug dan]

I have sympathy there tony
i have something similar i brought of the tv.
You use a holder to grab the veg, and then move that across the blade.
I decided to slice up some red cabbage, and they have an atachment with vertical blades.
The cabbage was too big to fit in the holder so i tried it by hand.
My hand slipped off, and i cut four fingers to the bone.
off down urgent care. was stiched up half an hour later
ouch

[lutonlagerlout]

it wasnt a tv thing,i got it from debenhams along with a heavy duty potato masher
the missus rared up about the masher being £15 but i am fed up with cheap ones bending
at least the bleeding has stopped now
LLL

[haggistini]

i have wanted one of those for ages but i cant understand salad or veg! chorizo and chilli on ritz i was thinking...

[GB_Groundworks]

ive got one and its a right of passage to slice yourself on them adds to the flavour haha, did you get a potato riser or just a heavy masher? ive got a gourmet potato masher and its really heavy and the mashing bit is a series of V shaped rods does a great job, the flat ones with holes in are useless, lots of butter and cream but warm your cream or milk dont use cold as it causes the starch molecules to bind resulting in lumpy mash.

[haggistini]

Been eating packet mash today bit dry but I'm not fussy with lotsa gravy

[haggistini]

RTFM!!!
LLL

dear silver trowel please could you draft a swift dictionary of abriviations for the less academic or just not speed typing brew cabin super Moderator machineof us! yes im pissed.. and first paid holiday for a while so im chilling tomorrow too....

[lutonlagerlout]

Read The F*&king Manual

LLL :;):

[GB_Groundworks]

i have a tshirt with it on, from my techy days as a unix admin it was our mantra

[haggistini]

TYVM LLL .