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[Hawk]

saw some vehicle lettering today on the side of a concrete mixer that read, " no concrete left in this truck overnight "
thought it was quite witty

[dig dug dan]

thats a good one!

i saw a drain lorry that said, "we'll suck, you'll see" and someone on here said they saw a septic tank emptying lorry with " yesterdays meals on wheels"!

[local patios and driveway]

Scaffolding lorry with the usual erection innuendos are common too.

[Dave_L]

"Have a dirty weekend, hire a skip from Taunton Skips"

[lutonlagerlout]

patel builders
you have had the cowboys,now try the indians
LLL

[local patios and driveway]

[London Stone Paving]

The lorry that empties our sceptic tank at work, "the stool bus"

[techauthorbob]

Good job it wasn't a trailer - that would have made it a towed stool...

ps saw this yesterday, no insults intended:

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords

[GB_Groundworks]

seen a few like we're number 1 in number 2's etc but saw this the other day made me giggle

[henpecked]

seen a few like we're number 1 in number 2's etc but saw this the other day made me giggle

I actually lol'ed

I like 'suc-cess' on a poo wagon.

[rab1]

That is a good one. :laugh:

[bobbi o]