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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 71892Post lutonlagerlout

you were right sean
mrs lout did want summat after all
I got a card off her with this little ditty inside
I thought she had gone soft till i got to the last line
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I gave her £500 a £200 fortnum and mason hamper,perfume and a theatre break in london
santa has his work cut out RE: the poem :laugh:
cheers LLL
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Carberry
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Location: Edinburgh

Post: # 71894Post Carberry

lutonlagerlout wrote:you were right sean
mrs lout did want summat after all
I got a card off her with this little ditty inside
I thought she had gone soft till i got to the last line
Image
I gave her £500 a £200 fortnum and mason hamper,perfume and a theatre break in london
santa has his work cut out RE: the poem :laugh:
cheers LLL
I suggest you go buy one of these. That will put her in her place :p

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seanandruby
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Location: eastbourne

Post: # 71895Post seanandruby

sounds like she has a 5' something cock already...... :;): :laugh:
Only joking lll. Hope she gets what she want's, maybe try Ann Summers.
sean

henpecked
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Post: # 71924Post henpecked

Santa give you a 12" cock, you'd better grease up,boy,sounds painful

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dig dug dan
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Post: # 71931Post dig dug dan

i brought my wife a 3d version of the kindle.
Its called a book :D
Dan the Crusher Man
01442 212315
www.crusherhire.co.uk
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