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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 71393Post lutonlagerlout

went to a council meeting tonight,arrived home to find mrs lout in a state of shock
she had looked out of the window to see a rather disheveled gentleman sitting in her car rifling the glovebox
we both chased in the direction he had ran and found a neighbour also chasing who had spotted him acting suspiciously (taking his coat off and throwing it in a bush in the pouring rain?)
anyway i jumped out and challenged him,he muttered something about he thought it was his car and went off like a whippet
I rang the police and fair play they were there in 30 seconds
sadly there were a lot of folk in hoodies with rucksack and it is dark in the rain,but assuming that he saw our xmas lights up he thought we would be rich pickings
anyway the morale is although it is our xmas around the corner, scumbags treat this festive season as a time to stock up themselves on our hard earned
so keep your eyes peeled

LLL :angry:




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Post: # 71395Post Pablo

Did the little sh#te damage the car Tony you're right about crime at this time of year it goes through the roof another good reason to ban christmas I'd say.
Can't see it from my house

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Post: # 71396Post ken

Shame you didn’t get to find out what size boot his bollox takes.
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Post: # 71398Post seanandruby

Did the coat not fit you ??? Your probably like me LLL, offered the bloke a few bob and end up feeling sorry for him. There but by the grace........ :(
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Post: # 71400Post lutonlagerlout

he didnt hang around to wait for any generous offerings that I may have given him, when i say disheveled i dont mean a tramp
he was a pure crackhead
the car which mrs lout assures me was locked he had opened somehow,but the biggest insult was that he didnt take any of her cd's :;): best of patsy cline etc

police have his coat so they may get summat off that
welcome to sunny luton
its grim darn sarf
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Post: # 71405Post ken

Probably best you didn’t catch him. Last year a good friend of mine served his own justice to a fella he caught helping him self to items from his car and got 2 months in the queens house at Strangeways for affray.
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Post: # 71406Post flowjoe

lutonlagerlout wrote:police have his coat so they may get summat off that


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