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seanandruby
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Post: # 69146Post seanandruby

My first sickie day for a few years but no doubt i will be branded a member of the Monday club. Could be a kidney infection, or UTI ( urinary tract infection) bloody painful.
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 69157Post lutonlagerlout

if its anything like the dose it is very bloody painful,
so i hear
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seanandruby
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Post: # 69161Post seanandruby

.....I heard that to, never had one myself.
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Post: # 69166Post haggistini

Nor me, mind you I was a priest until 2007

:D
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Post: # 69173Post mike builder/landscaper

haggi, the nearest you will have been to a priest, is the priest you use to knock a trout on the head with. lol.
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Post: # 69182Post flowjoe

Mrs FJ had kidney stones last year, in fact i missed the England v Germany match taking her to A & E (tried to put her off till full time but to no avail)

She said she would rather go through child birth before experiencing that pain again.

Not on my bloody watch she won`t :(
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DNgroundworks
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Post: # 69185Post DNgroundworks

flowjoe wrote:Not on my bloody watch she won`t :(
Ha ha

lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 69188Post lutonlagerlout

I have heard that kidney and gall stones the pain is unbelievable
abscess was a bad one for me,also been burned with a red hot spoon was quite nasty too
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seanandruby
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Post: # 69197Post seanandruby

we take the old 3 card for granted, gives us pleasure, joy, even a pee when your bursting is such a relief it pleasurable. But i've seen another side to it now and f*** it can be painful. I sypathise with all you men and women who've had trouble with your waterworks. Remember my ma-in-law having an infection and it caused her to become confused as it can if not treated, a bit like dementia, hallucinating about the past.
sean

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Post: # 69200Post haggistini

Wish I was hallucinating about my past penis adventurers..... :laugh:
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seanandruby
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Post: # 69201Post seanandruby

you've had a few penis adventures then hag, didn't realise you were that way inclined :;):
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Post: # 69203Post henpecked

seanandruby wrote:you've had a few penis adventures then hag, didn't realise you were that way inclined :;):
:D :D

lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 69207Post lutonlagerlout

haggistini wrote:Wish I was hallucinating about my past penis adventurers..... :laugh:
maybe 1 day hagg there will be someone else involved in your "adventure" :;):
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Post: # 69227Post haggistini

You wouldn't believe it honest.

;)
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seanandruby
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Post: # 69229Post seanandruby

......believe what, being a priest or your big boy adventures with penusis, or is it peni? :;):
Spill the beans hag, we're all men of the world :laugh:
sean

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