Should i fake my orgasm? - Bet this gets your attention

[simeonronacrete]

Sorry, it's strange sense of humour time.

Remember Airplane 2 when the airport passengers were queueing to ask questions at the Information Desk? Well I do, sadly, hence posting it here.

Sorry.

I'll go away now!

[84-1094545549]

With you being in Essex, I thought it was going to be the one about how to tell when an Essex Gel has had a norgasm....


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She drops her chips! :p

[danensis]

I always wondered where the expression "When the chips are down" came from.

[TarmacLady]

And yet you lot wonder why there aren't more ladies in this business.....:laugh:

[84-1094545549]

Are you suggesting us men can't "deliver", Amy?

[LandscapeMann]

Are you suggesting us men can't "deliver", Amy?

Yes Amy, My vote is for more my ladies. Some the ladies do great detailed creative work, espscially when laying and working bent over on there knes. If there ar any lass avaible in the USA , Come on over Joint ventures are prefered.
I own over 80K of tools and equipent all recent buys in exellent shape
LM

[simeonronacrete]

Our newest member of staff is a lady and not your Little Britain type of "I'm a lady".

Donna joined our Technical Support Team this year and she is good for 2 main reasons (stop it!) -

1. she's good at her job
2. she's a woman in a man's industry

Good luck to her!

p.s. how did we get from me faking my orgasm to female employees?

[simeonronacrete]

...and if it's essex girl jokes you want...

http://www.iwinterbottom.freeserve.co.uk/Jokes/Essex_Girls.htm

[Tony McC]

how did we get from me faking my orgasm to female employees?

So: are you now saying there is no connection between your faked norgasms and your female employees? You've never faked it with them? :;):

[simeonronacrete]

now now, I can't give away my secrets in public!