Thieving bastards

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flowjoe
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Post: # 57400Post flowjoe

I keep meaning to have one made up for the back of our vans `Trust me, you do not want to touch anything left in the back of this van overnight` :)
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mickg
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Post: # 57402Post mickg

>>>>>Trust me, you do not want to touch anything left in the back of this van overnight

ditto :)
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Hawk
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Post: # 57409Post Hawk

the best van sticker I saw said " no tools left in this van overnight, they finish at 5.30 "
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Post: # 57415Post Dave_L

haha thats class, I like that one!!!! :p
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rab1
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Post: # 57421Post rab1

I`ve seen one that says, The only tool in this vechile belongs to the driver and another that says 500bhp in the engine and a ass steering.
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ambient
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Post: # 60479Post ambient

had visitors last night smashed window no stilly no chainsaw no kango no sat nav :angry:
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Post: # 60495Post local patios and driveway

i got robbed today. paid my council tax..

got robbed yesterday, paid for 1yrs road tax...

tax man will be bending me over soon too....

you cant get ahead in the uk without being a bloody thief or on the rock and roll

Hawk
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Post: # 60496Post Hawk

sorry to hear that Ambient, the b******s should have thier hands chopped off,
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Post: # 60499Post haggistini

scum bags ..what go's around comes around!!
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 60503Post lutonlagerlout

been there myself mate many times,fell for you
some clown stuck a dead yucca tree in front of my pick up this morning????
I'll smash the granny into them if i catch them
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rimexboy
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Post: # 60505Post rimexboy

sorry to hear all the thefts and stuff guys but unfortunatly its only going to get worse....

with the current climate oh and the plods being cut....

mickavalon
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Post: # 60509Post mickavalon

Sorry LLL Mate. I don't get why, just cos there's a recession, theft increases, plenty of people I know are struggling, their not out pinching things though. The law say most petty crime of this nature is usually down to young lads, school leavers, who aren't working, if that's a known fact, get them on training schemes.
We had our Transit done last year while we were in the local. Luckily they only managed to Drill through the Door lock, one of the regulars out having a fag spotted them, but they were gone before we got outside. Got a good ID off the car though, they had been next door on a job we'd just finished and had followed us.
One of the lads went round later, done their tyres, paintworkand snapped their tailpipe on their exhaust, so they do get their come-uppance!!
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mickavalon
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Post: # 60510Post mickavalon

Still cost me over £150 to sort the lock out and get a secure Plate to protect it in future, but I think we did more damage to them :laugh:
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Post: # 60514Post lutonlagerlout

its just low level nuisance crime that ends up getting on to people

my nan was 87 wednesday,

she is bed ridden in a care home (read prison cell) now due to scumbag distraction burglars
she was fairly fit and able 5 years ago but once they know an old person lives there, they come back like rats
after being robbed 3 times she has given up the will to live..
dark thoughts cloud my mind when i think of these lowlife....
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mickavalon
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Post: # 60516Post mickavalon

Sad Mate.. My nan had Burglars a copule of years ago while she was round my mom's, luckily a neighbour on his computor in a spare bedroom saw one of them ringing her doorbell with his trackie sleeves over his hand.
He called up another neighbour and the law and went round and trapped them in her house. Police nicked them both, one about 14 the other16 and known to them.. anyway next day Nan's cleaning around and finds a bag stashed behind her setee with a huge scewdriver, chisel and 8" carving knife in it. Lucky she didn't disturb them.
She's been done that many times she just leaves her Key in the backdoor, inside mind, so they don't do too much damage..She's 86 and has to live in fear of little scrots stealing what little she has.
Worse I've ever done when i've been hard up was abit of casual.
Shame they can't dna identify who's a scum bag before their born and get rid...sound a bit like Hitler there sorry!! :angry:
Gi it sum ommer

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