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Ted
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Post: # 59763Post Ted

Two years ago in Angola, I entered a competition with three other expats to find out who could lose the most weight in two months...

We weighed in and I was 104KG. Seven weeks later I was 93KG. But then a mate from South Africa came up and after a week of boozing with him I was 96KG and drew with a guy who had weighed in at 77KG and got down to 69KG.

We are starting another competiton tomorrow... I have not had a shit today...

Any ideas on how to subtley increase my mass to aid my start tomorrow?

lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 59765Post lutonlagerlout

water weights 1KG per litre
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Ted
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Post: # 59771Post Ted

Drank 4 pints of water before the weigh in - came in at 95.9KG. I have lost 400g after going for a pee. This competition is on a percentage weight loss and each puts $500 in so the winner gets $1000. Competitor A is 105.8KG and Competitor B is 76.9KG.

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Post: # 59774Post lutonlagerlout

15 stone ted hmm how tall are you
you could always have an enema before the final weigh in :O
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rab1
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Post: # 59776Post rab1

the heavier you are naturally will mean you will/can loose the most weight. :;):
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Post: # 59777Post haggistini

oooh nasty LLL ............ i have seen someone lose 2 stone after them! the ammount of waste that you carry about that you dont need yuuuckk!!
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