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Post: # 57509Post London Stone Paving

Looks like we have got the ashes firmly in our grasp. Its great to beat the Aussies because they really hate to lose in sport. Ponting made a right fool of himself as well.

HAPPY DAYS :D :p :D

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Post: # 57521Post rab1

no-one cares, sorry but it had to be said. lol :D
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Post: # 57522Post lutonlagerlout

as soon as i put a ton on the convicts it was the kiss of death for them,yet i got not 1 mention in the paper
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Post: # 57523Post Al Jardin

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Post: # 57525Post London Stone Paving

I could point to 20,000,000 people who really care Rab, there crying into their xxxx as we speak :)

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Post: # 57526Post dig dug dan

my wife asked my brother in law at christmas "why is this cricket going on for so long"
he did not reply.
I think i know. they stop for any excuse. bad light, rain, tea, lunch.

When was the last time andy murray came off court so he could have a sandwich?
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Post: # 57528Post rab1

Does that mean you won then and what actually are the ashes?.
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Post: # 57530Post flowjoe

dig dug dan wrote:When was the last time andy murray came off court so he could have a sandwich?

Not the best example to use, you could have chosen a winner at something :)
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Post: # 57531Post dig dug dan

:D fair point!
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Post: # 57532Post London Stone Paving

I think you are winding me up here Rab but I will play along.

The Ashes is a Test cricket series played between England and Australia. It is international cricket's most celebrated rivalry and dates back to 1882. It is currently played biennially, alternately in the United Kingdom and Australia. Cricket being a summer sport, and the venues being in opposite hemispheres, the break between series alternates between 18 and 30 months. A series of "The Ashes" comprises five Test matches, two innings per match, under the regular rules for Test match cricket. If a series is drawn then the country already holding the Ashes retains them.

As well as the bragging rights and plaudits the winner recieves a small urn which is reputed to hold the ashes of a cricket bail.

Play resumes at about 11.00pm tonight where England need to take 4 wickets to win the test match by an innings and a couple of hundred runs. Otherwise known as a complete clobbering.

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Post: # 57537Post rab1

Flow I`m not biting as he`s only Scottish because he never won.

LSP, It wasn`t a wind up mate, actually Googled the Ashes after that post, along with what you said it`s also to do with a news paper article from the sporting news (pink paper)about the death of English cricket etc.
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Post: # 57538Post henpecked

Glad its not one of those '5 days of play and its a draw' :laugh:
good on em. Great boost for the Uk, and lots of Aussie ribbing too (its probably the only sport there) :D

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Post: # 57544Post lutonlagerlout

Al Jardin wrote:Checklist
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LOL
watch out for more naps from LLLs fail betting service
the bookie has to eat after all
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Post: # 57547Post London Stone Paving

Ashes Retained :D

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Post: # 57550Post lutonlagerlout

WP lads,gratz all round
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