Merry xmas - Ho ho

[lutonlagerlout]

jeez haggi that was a close one!
i was paralytic drunk when i asked mine,we were in a hotel overlooking the danube in prague and i had drunk 12 "swimming pool " cocktails at £1 each
anyway i awoke from my slumber at 7 AM and she is on the blower to castle dracula,sorting out the gory details of my entombment with her mother
I got back and retold the story of my demise down the pub,to which my mate gnomenuts said " you prick,its the vlatva in prague,not the danube!"

I thought I might get off on a technicality ,but the priest just laughed and said "life ,without parole"

All being said it was a lovely day out and ....er.......
I'll think of something later
LLL :;):

[GB_Groundworks]

started on the dinner and the port at 12 noon, served dinner for 6 at 5.30pm mates oven refused to get hot, lots and lots of wine brandy and port.

walked the few miles home at 4am in the frost, just about to walk back get my car feeling pretty chipper actually. got a party tonight, 500 ppl in my mates warehouse sould be a giggle....

[Dave_L]

My oven element failed a month back, I was so paranoid I bought two replacements, one as a spare, just in case! Imagine Christmas dinner and the element fails at 10am!!!

[GB_Groundworks]

hes got one of those big 6 burner double oven ranges and just couldnt get any temp in it, had it on top and bottom elements and fan and was only like 150 if that, roasts took 2 hours to cook and not really crispy. but meant more time for laughing and port haha

[lutonlagerlout]

hows your big toe giles?
be like jim royles soon :laugh: LLL

[rab1]

I was out drinking with my brother in law one night and he asks why were not married yet and then encourged a completely pie-eyed rab to phone here old man and ask. Woke up on sunday lunchtime with the shakes/hangover from hell and about 6 missed calls on my mobile, had very little memory of the night before so it was probaly the biggest surprise of my life when I had to phone one of the lads to run me to a jewlers to spend 2 grand on a Sunday.

AS SEAN SAID ITS BEST NOT TO DRINK. LOL :;):

[flowjoe]

Joe (Royle Family) on his daughters comfort eating -`she has an over active thyroid gland, it was bloody active last night, it emptied the biscuit barrel.

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[michaelthegardener]

2 grand on a ring christ :p spent the day with me girlfriend an nans cat today :laugh:

[henpecked]

Well 3 Christmas dinners (one at sister in laws Friday, mother in laws Saturday and ours today) Im just about fooked.
On the end of a few choice cocktails, just waived goodbye to the last of the guests, feet up and a good film methinks

[seanandruby]

Why spoil a good honeymoon by getting married ???

[ken]

merry xmass all. i got the best pressy ive ever had this year.... the mrs had a boob job on the 23rd!

[Dave_L]

yey! Post some pics or it never happened! :p








No, I'm only joking

[ken]

lol it deffo happend! ive been waiting hand and foot on her since thursday, id rather be laying flags in the snow than all the cooking and cleaning ect! it will be worth it tho in a few more weeks

[mickg]

*cough* what size has she gone to Ken

[Dave_L]

Anything more than a handful is a waste

*apparently