Joe cole - "i moved for footballing reasons"

[lutonlagerlout]

found this on another forum
enjoy


Liverpool fans have celebrated the signing of England’s Joe Cole by drawing lots to see who will be the first lucky person to rob his house during an away game.

Cole, who signed a four-year contract after eating several Wurther’s Originals given to him by new manager Roy Hodgson, is said to be excited by the opportunity to test the most up to date security systems money can buy.

He told reporters, “I’ve come here for the challenge. I could have stayed in London and picked up my wages knowing that my house would barely even get a passing look.�

“But I’ve come here to test my security systems against the best burglars in the business - and what better place to do that than Liverpool?�

“I’m confident in my ability to secure my property, and I expect to prove the manager right by repeatedly showing that ability over the next four years.�

Fans Delighted

There has been delight around Anfield at the capture of Cole, a player who has ignited the imagination among all fans, both young and old.

As one fan put it, “This is a great signing for Liverpool, a real marque signing. He’ll be bringing with him lots of fancy London gadgets which will be worth an absolute fortune on the black market.�

“After the dark days of Rafa Benitez who seemed to only buy players whose houses were filled with straw donkeys, this is a new dawn. A new dawn filled with lots of stuff with significant resale value.�

“Now, when is Liverpool’s next away game again?�

LLL :laugh:

[flowjoe]

Really surprised the Gunners or Spurs didn't sign him, do you think he will be moving the Mrs and kid up to the norf ?, me thinks not:(

[lutonlagerlout]

champions league with spurs
nitch with the pool
25k a week extra in his pocket is why he is going
LLL

[GB_Groundworks]

liverpool the biggest club in the country

please joe cole, what were they 7th last year and when did they last win the league, think i was still in nappies

[ilovesettsonmondays]

as an honest liverpool fan you are right in saying liverpool are not the biggest club in england .think he got that bit wrong .in another of his statements about playing in champs league semi final at anfield he is certainly coming to the home of football .

[flowjoe]

??? ??? :laugh:

[London Stone Paving]

Liverpools Liverpool 7th or 17th. Good move for all parties concerned.