Anyone seen mr moat ?

General banter, tradesmen, recommendations and warnings, surplus materials, humour and owt else!
bobbi o
Posts: 481
Joined: Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:55 pm
Location: glasgow

Post: # 50760Post bobbi o

Image

ilovesettsonmondays
Posts: 1071
Joined: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:57 pm
Location: essex

Post: # 50763Post ilovesettsonmondays

police have just announced that if the s.a.s cant find mr moat tonight they are going to send for the crack secret agent team of anneka rice and wincy willis to do a challenge anneka special :D

lutonlagerlout
Site Admin
Posts: 15184
Joined: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:20 am
Location: bedfordshire

Post: # 50765Post lutonlagerlout

thing is you would think a 19 stone psycho armed with 2 shotties blagging chippies for a fish supper would be easy to catch
all this stuf about he has survival skills and can live of the land ,what a load of tosh
he's round his mates house,sleeping on the settee and watching the footy
its almost impossible to stay on the run in england,its too small
jimmy hurley was on the run for 19 years but they got him in the end.
we have to remember that raoul moat (unusual name?) is a stone cold killer and he knows,if he gets lifted it will be a full natural life job for him
A lad i who used to work for me is doing 17 years and that drove him mad at first,that chasm of time
he can see the end now but he will be 41 when he gets out
i reckon moat will do a suicide by cop when they get close to him
LLL
"what,you want paying today??"

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

mickg
Posts: 2598
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:01 am
Location: Peoples Republic of Westhoughton
Contact:

Post: # 50767Post mickg

Raoul Moat should give himself up before he gives psychopathic, power hungry, steroid riddled ex bouncers a bad name.
Crystalclear
Driveway and Patio Installer

Call us today
01942 840109
7 days a week 8am till 8pm

Driveways Patios and Paving Specialists
Driveways

lutonlagerlout
Site Admin
Posts: 15184
Joined: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:20 am
Location: bedfordshire

Post: # 50768Post lutonlagerlout

apparently the roids make your nether regions shrivel up
who is going to ask him?
he is in the same boat as that david bieber guy who shot 3 coppers,no happy endings
LLL
"what,you want paying today??"

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

mickg
Posts: 2598
Joined: Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:01 am
Location: Peoples Republic of Westhoughton
Contact:

Post: # 50775Post mickg

If they don't find Moat by next week, the £10,000 reward offered by the police will be increased to £20,000 in a Raoulover!
Crystalclear
Driveway and Patio Installer

Call us today
01942 840109
7 days a week 8am till 8pm

Driveways Patios and Paving Specialists
Driveways

Suggers
Posts: 934
Joined: Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:57 pm
Location: Buckinghamshire
Contact:

Post: # 50778Post Suggers

Nobody had mentioned his amazing ability, to fit into the landscape...
Image
"Meet the new boss - same as the old boss - We all get fooled again"

seanandruby
Site Admin
Posts: 4713
Joined: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:01 am
Location: eastbourne

Post: # 50782Post seanandruby

after a while he will want to see the kids, that woll be his downfall :;):
sean

bobbi o
Posts: 481
Joined: Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:55 pm
Location: glasgow

Post: # 50785Post bobbi o

Hi, I'm a sexy 19 year old blonde from the North of England looking for some fun.
My Mr Right should be a big strong ginger man with a fiery temper and a jealous nature, as well as enjoying camping and writing letters, if this sounds like you, contact me at

armedresponse@northumberlandpolice.org.uk

lutonlagerlout
Site Admin
Posts: 15184
Joined: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:20 am
Location: bedfordshire

Post: # 50786Post lutonlagerlout

i havent got ginger hair but can i contact you anyway?
LLL :)
"what,you want paying today??"

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

bobbi o
Posts: 481
Joined: Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:55 pm
Location: glasgow

Post: # 50791Post bobbi o

lutonlagerlout wrote:i havent got ginger hair but can i contact you anyway?
LLL :)

Image

flowjoe
Posts: 1136
Joined: Sun May 08, 2005 9:25 am
Location: North West

Post: # 50794Post flowjoe

If Rod Hull had chosen a bird that could fly for his act he would have survived that fall. :)
http://draindomain.com

Many paths can lead to riches, few in sunlight, some in ditches

ilovesettsonmondays
Posts: 1071
Joined: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:57 pm
Location: essex

Post: # 50795Post ilovesettsonmondays

the coppers want to shoot her hairdresser nevermind moat.

lutonlagerlout
Site Admin
Posts: 15184
Joined: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:20 am
Location: bedfordshire

Post: # 50797Post lutonlagerlout

if she is 19, she had a hard paper round
LLL :)
"what,you want paying today??"

YOUR TEXT GOES HERE

47p2
Posts: 181
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:26 am
Location: Glasgow
Contact:

Post: # 50801Post 47p2

I want to know why the bird has a worried look on its face and she has a silly grin on hers, just where is her right hand :p

Post Reply