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Easy paver - What are your thoughts?
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Thanks Tony for your prompt reply.
I will have 2 'Piece'o'Piss Paver's' then as that offer is too good to miss.
I have seen the Whack-Off in action at the Reeperbahn Patio Layers Convention where a few strokes laid the slag in the perfect prone position.
One question. Is the 'Quickie Whack-Off' the one endorsed by the Home Secretary's husband and therefore allowable against expenses?
I will have 2 'Piece'o'Piss Paver's' then as that offer is too good to miss.
I have seen the Whack-Off in action at the Reeperbahn Patio Layers Convention where a few strokes laid the slag in the perfect prone position.
One question. Is the 'Quickie Whack-Off' the one endorsed by the Home Secretary's husband and therefore allowable against expenses?
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Negotiations are at a critical stage, but it would be a real coup to have the Quickie Whack-Off advertised as, "Endorsed by Mr Jacqui Smith".
Incidentally, brilliant comment from Mark Thomas in yesterday's Grauniad: "It is perhaps ironic that the home secretary should seem so hellbent on collecting the nation's DNA while still reeling from the embarrassment of her husband's presumed attempts to spill his at the taxpayer's expense."
Incidentally, brilliant comment from Mark Thomas in yesterday's Grauniad: "It is perhaps ironic that the home secretary should seem so hellbent on collecting the nation's DNA while still reeling from the embarrassment of her husband's presumed attempts to spill his at the taxpayer's expense."
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Excellent news, I cannot wait for the Quickie to come.
I am sure that Richard Timney aka Mr Tacki Smith would be delighted to be involved in any project as he will soon have, amongst other things, a lot of time on his hands.
I hear he has had to relinquish his position as 'Commodore of the Westminster Yacht Club'...... which is a pity as the residents of Redditch were getting used to the flag post in his garden proudly flying the Club insignia, a large capital W directly above an anchor.
I am sure that Richard Timney aka Mr Tacki Smith would be delighted to be involved in any project as he will soon have, amongst other things, a lot of time on his hands.
I hear he has had to relinquish his position as 'Commodore of the Westminster Yacht Club'...... which is a pity as the residents of Redditch were getting used to the flag post in his garden proudly flying the Club insignia, a large capital W directly above an anchor.