Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.'
The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'
The first guy says, 'So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be'?
The other guy answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.'
The first guy responds, 'So am I!'
'Sure and begorra. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?
The other guy says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.'
The first guy says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I!
And to what school would you have been going'?
The other guy a nswers, 'Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course.'
The first guy gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate'?
The other guy answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'
The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it? I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!'
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'
Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian'?
'The Murphy twins are pissed again
Joke
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THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE LITTLE GIRL'S DADDIES.....
> One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe
> 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had
> given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my
> favorite toys.
> Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
> brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several
> cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
> My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
> tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure
> enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she
> watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know).
>
> "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water
> is the toilet?"
> One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe
> 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had
> given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my
> favorite toys.
> Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
> brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several
> cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
> My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
> tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure
> enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she
> watches him drink it up. Then she says, (as only a mother would know).
>
> "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water
> is the toilet?"
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