One of those days - And you think you've got problems!

[James.Q]

or with the old severn dwarves joke a penguin:p

[Dave_L]

I've had two computers die on me this last week. First the 5-month old laptop stopped talking to the cd/dvd drive, and vice-versa, and then the main office desktop cooked the hard drive.

With a bit of help from the Dell 24/7 helpline, which only cost me 220 quid when I bought the pc, we managed to determine that the HDD on the pc was definitely poorly, and, while we were at it, we managed to bugger-up the motherboard, the RAM and both of the cd-drives. I warned them I don't work with owt smaller than a lump hammer, but would they listen?

A technician is due tomorrow, with instructions to fit new m/board, HDD, RAM units, cd-drive, dvd-drive and probably the keyboard, too. Wouldn't it be cheaper just to send me a replacement pc?

Given the run of bad luck I've been having lately, it convinces me all the more that, at some time in my murky past, I must have shagged a nun.

I can see what the problem is Tony - DELL!!

[lutonlagerlout]

I must have shagged a nun

i do know a sick joke about a skinhead and a nun but i wont tell it for fear of eternal damnation!!

LLL

[seanandruby]

One nun at my school needed shaging the miserable auld ****** made my life hell, she looked like victor mc glagen. :laugh:

[Tony McC]

A second cousin of mine is a nun, and a right sanctimonious owld bitch she is too. I though the Christian Brothers were bad enough, but this one would turn anyone off religion with her holier-than-thou sermonising and cod-psychology.

And no! I was never even tempted! :laugh:

[lutonlagerlout]

its weird ,miss lagerlout goes to a catholic school and all the nuns are gone now,when me and the mrs went every day was a good hiding for some alleged offence,plus mental intimidation
LLL

[Rich H]

As Father Jack would say, "Oh God no! Feckin nuns!"