Man who had sex with bike in court - Is it really a sexual crime

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Ted
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Post: # 23492Post Ted

What is wrong with having sex in a private room with a consenting bicycle?

It is no difference to having sex with a sock or a sandwich is it?

Should the cleaners not be done for voyeurism?Link
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Stuarty
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Post: # 23493Post Stuarty

Aslong as he wasnt having his way with the bike in public or in view of other folk i cant see why its a criminal offence.
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Post: # 23494Post Dave_L

The same goes for people who have sex with cars.
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Post: # 23495Post Stuarty

Although, what a bizarre fetish :x
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Post: # 23497Post Dave_L

Indeed it is. Look what google image search come up with!

(No it isn't me!!) I've edited the picture to make it safer....

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Stuarty
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Post: # 23500Post Stuarty

I certainly hope this aint u Dave! lol mind you, if it were you am sure it would be something more along the lines of a roller or a mac laying machine lol

Why you even googled it is another thing i cannot understand mate lol
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matt h
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Post: # 23501Post matt h

I'm beginning to have my doubts about the sanity of you lot... must have too much time on your hands!:D
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Rich H
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Post: # 23511Post Rich H

It won't start that way.:p
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Post: # 23520Post lutonlagerlout

why is he doing that to your motor dave?
he'll never clean the catalytic converter like that
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lutonlagerlout wrote:why is he doing that to your motor dave?
he'll never clean the catalytic converter like that
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It's not my motor!!!!

I just typed "sex with car" into google images!!!!
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Stuarty wrote:I certainly hope this aint u Dave! lol mind you, if it were you am sure it would be something more along the lines of a roller or a mac laying machine lol

Why you even googled it is another thing i cannot understand mate lol
Certainly isn't me! I'm much better looking and I'm not into wearing womens underwear!!

Nope, I wouldn't fancy shagging a roller, either!!! :p
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Post: # 23530Post lutonlagerlout

i bet you dream about those big 17.5 komatsus though dave :cool:
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Stuarty
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Post: # 23533Post Stuarty

Me thinks you left yourself wide open on this thread heh :p

And i hope those arent words of experience Rich !
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