Toilet.......... - Humour

[scudriderdude]

A man walks in to a bar. Orders a round. Drinks it then orders another and another till he’s shit faced.
Now he's not feelin' so hot and goes into the restroom to take a piss.
A couple minutes later a horrifying screech of a yell comes from the restroom; all the patrons in the bar look at the restroom and kinda shrug it off.
A minute later they hear yet another horrifying screech from the restroom.
So everyone in the bar goes into the restroom to see what’s a matter.
Coming from a stall again another horrifying yell.
The Bar Keep asks if everything is ok in there.
The man say every time I go to flush the toilet something reaches up and grabs my balls.
So the Bar Keep concerned says I’m coming in there.
As the Bar Keep opens the stall door the man flushes again and again he lets out the most horrifying yell there is.
The Bar Keep says "you dumb ass you're sitting on the mop bucket"

[lutonlagerlout]

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tumbleweeds roll by,
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