Help! smelly sandstone. - Dog urine on indian sandstone.

[gonchy]

would it not just be easier to walk them our dogs never pissed in the garden with reg walks

[Tony McC]

You have some serious issues fella.

I came on here for advice, not to be spoken to like a frontbottom.

Well, sod off somewhere else than - and if you attempt to use coarse language again (the site's filth checker automatically 'amended' your choice of noun) you'll be barred.

[PavingSuperstore]

I have suggested to my parents that they are allowed to pee on the front garden

Hang on a minute, I thought we were talking about dogs! :;):

[DNgroundworks]

So you have set the "c" word to change to frontbottom? If so, that is great

[higgness]

So you have set the "c" word to change to frontbottom? If so, that is great

Class

[Tony McC]

There's a tap-room full of the more extreme profanities which are listed for replacement, along with the names of certain gambling and pharmaceutical products with a reputation for spamming.

As anyone who knows me will attest, I'm not averse to fruity language in private conversation but I don't think it's appropriate in a public discussion forum where sensitive souls such as parish priests or Daily Wail readers mights tumble across it.