Oops!!!

[seanandruby]

Wife and i went to Witherspoons for a quickie meal last night.
Went to the toilet for a pee. the first urinal was very low down for kids etc: I moved along to the next one and without thinking i said to the guy next to me ( who by the sound of it was full bore) ''god that's a little one one ain't it'' ( meaning the first urinal ) You know that moment when you realize you've said the wrong thing ??? I could hear the sound of his piss come to a sudden halt as it does sometimes if you think someone is eyeing your 3 card . The next few moments where spent in embarrasing silence as i looked straight ahead reading the picture on the wall. I hope he realised what i meant when Mr muscles walked in wearing a granny beater, stood next to me and said ''god that's a little one isn't it :;): :laugh:

[lutonlagerlout]

crikey sean for a man of your experience of boozers ,you must know that any small talk at the urinals is taboo
they tried to have african lads handing you tissues in the luton spoons but no one washed their hands so it didnt work :;):
I know they are cheap but in every one I have been in its dosser central
pint and a slice of toast at 9AM :;):
LLL

[seanandruby]

Like the pun 'small talk'.
As i stated LLL, "without thinking" .

[mickg]

funny tale sean

its dosser central early doors like you say pint and a slice of toast at 9am but the one in my local town is the best boozer on the road in the evening and weekends both for food and drinks